*gets absolutely nothing done* well time for a break

(Source: enraptored, via asiuns)


*walks past the gym carrying extra large pizza*

(via asvprock)


no one ever likes me as much as i like them 

(via hotboyproblems)


I’m 200% sure if I was rich I would be the happiest person of the world

(via asiuns)


I hate you, please take it personal. cause well, its personal.

(via asian)


i have this crazy urge to txt you cause i miss you so much but then i remember you probably don’t miss me at all.

(via strangeparkings)


*pretends to understand the movie reference you just made*

(Source: canadad, via asvprock)

can u pretend im not ugly and annoying and fall in love with me

(via hotboyproblems)

i’m scared of talking to strangers and answering phones and getting on buses and going into classes that aren’t my own at school and paying for things in shops and doing basically anything that could result in me embarrassing myself in any way how am i even going to live the rest of my life

(via dark-beginning)


*flirting* so what fruit do you have in your town

(Source: itscalledfashionlookitup, via asvprock)

i show my affection to my friends by gently bullying them

(Source: augutsy, via thegloryofzaynstiles)


I just want to lie in bed and not participate in life

(Source: astound, via hotboyproblems)